Whoever opens this box on Christmas is sure to be impressed by your exquisite taste and refinement. Made of patented Cyberskin, the TwerkingButt is a tech nological miracle. It’s so lifelike! But wait, there’s more—the TwerkingButt features not four, not five, but six “sensual massage settings,” a “body temperature” control (though technically speaking, shouldn’t that be ass temperature control?), and a special CyberSkin virtual reality headset that can be used for immersion in a “3D cybersex experience.” Download the TwerkingButt app and control all the action with your favorite mobile device. Bonus: The delight of walking in on someone in the middle of using this baby—more joy than money can buy.
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