Fiona hadn’t been home for more than three years. When the Irish lass finally returned, her father yelled, “Where have you been all this time?! Why didn’t you call us or send a postcard? Your mother has been worried sick.”
Starting to weep, Fiona explained, “I was too embarrassed to tell you, Daddy. I became a prostitute.”
“Out of here, you shameless hussy!” her father roared. “You’re a disgrace to this strong Catholic family!”
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