“Dear Lord, you recently took from me: Donna Summer, my favorite singer; Vidal Sassoon, my favorite hairdresser; and Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite actress. So I just wanted to let you know that my favorite politicians are John Boehner, Mitch McConnell and

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