An extremely competitive married couple were playing golf one day. As they were waiting for the group in front of them to finish putting, the hubby turned to his wife and said, “Honey, I have a confession to make: A few years back, I had an affair with my secretary.”
The wife said nothing, but during the next lull in the game, she turned to her spouse. “I also have a confession to make,” she said. “I used to be a man.”