Two wives, Carla and Fran, had a girls’ night out and got drunk at a bar. Too shitfaced to drive, they started walking home, but soon had to pee. So they went into a cemetery, but had nothing to wipe with. Carla used her panties, while Fran grabbed a wreath from a gravestone.
The next morning Carla’s husband called Fran’s old man and shouted, “No more girls’ nights out! My wife came home last night without panties!”