A black man died and went to heaven. As he tried to stroll through the pearly gates, he was stopped by Saint Peter. “Hold on! What did you do in your earthly life that was deserving of eternal bliss?”
“Why, Saint Peter,” the fellow responded, “I’ll have you know that I went up to the imperial wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, ripped off his hood and told him to his face that he was a scum-sucking racist.”