Before going to work one day, Wyatt told his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings, and we all put on our gear. Bell 2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings, and we climb onto the trucks and head to the fire.”
Wyatt then announced, “From now on we’re gonna run this house the same way. When I say, ‘Bell 1,’ I want you to strip naked. When I say, ‘Bell 2,’ I want you to jump into bed, and when I say, ‘Bell 3,’ we’re gonna make love all night.”
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