Soon after the airliner had reached its cruising altitude, the pilot announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Thank you for flying with us today. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and pleasant flight,” So sit back, relax and…. Omigod!”
There was complete silence for a few minutes. Then the pilot got back on the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m very sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
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