A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he’d be stationed on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. Tearfully he and his bride parted.
Soon the sailor began to miss the love of his life, so he wrote her a letter: “We are going to be separated for a long time,” he mentioned. “I miss you already, but there’s not much to do here in the evening if I don’t leave the base. My buddies say there are young, attractive girls all over this island. Do you think a hobby would keep me from being tempted?”