A married couple in their early 60s were each granted a wish by a beautiful fairy who’d materialized in their living room one evening. “I wish to travel around the world with my darling husband,” the wife declared. The fairy waved her wand, and two tickets for a luxury cruise appeared in her hand.
The husband said, “Sorry, dear, but my wish is to have a wife who’s 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy waved her wand, and the husband immediately turned 90 years old.