Little Johnny dashed home one afternoon and, short of breath, told his mother, “I was at the playground and saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look for them and saw Daddy giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her dress, and she helped Daddy take his pants off.”
Johnny’s mom cut him off and said, “This is such an interesting story, save the rest for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when he finds out what you saw.”
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