A macho man married a gorgeous younger woman and quickly laid down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want to, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I’ll expect a scrumptious dinner every night, unless I tell you that I won’t be coming home. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my buddies whenever I feel like it, and don’t give me a hard time about that. These are the rules. Are you okay with them, dear?”
“They’re all fine with me,” his wife affirmed. “Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re home or not!”
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