A dapper dude was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep his dong from getting sunburned, he placed a hat over his crotch. Soon a woman walked by and snickered, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”
The sunbather raised an eyebrow and muttered, “If you weren’t so ugly, ma’am, it would lift itself.”
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