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HUSTLER Honey Syren Sexton
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Seaham, England
  • Age 24
  • Horoscope Aries
  • Height 5' 5"
  • Weight 119

About Syren Sexton

With a body built for sex and an irrepressible appetite to get it on, Syren Sexton lives up to her name. “I always knew I would be in porn,” the passionate Brit proclaims. “Always! Ever since the first time I slid a bloke’s cock in my mouth, I knew I had a gift that I needed to share with the world.”

Losing her virginity was a cup of tea for Syren. “The first time most girls have sex,” she coos, “they say it was uncomfortable and painful. Not me. It felt fabulous! From that moment on I knew I would spend a good part of my life shagging.”

A far cry from prim-and-proper, Syren confides, “My newest thing is anal. I don’t want to say I’m addicted, mind you, but lately I love getting banged in the bum more than anything. My God, it feels good! But damn near anything turns me on. I really like a guy who tries in bed. Please me, and you’ll be pleased.”

As for the mouthwatering lady’s moniker, Syren notes, “I think of myself as a classic beauty like the film actresses Kim Novak and Veronica Lake. And I must admit Syren sounds so damn hot when a man says it in bed.”

And her last name? “Because I like to have a ton of sex,” Syren replies. “Well, maybe not a ton, but as much as possible.”

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