Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

September 2022

Scarlett Alexis
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

HUSTLER Honey Polly & Becca

About Polly & Becca

Modeling isn’t all Concorde flights and cocaine binges. “I only made, like, 80 bucks,” blond Becca bristles after her most recent gig. “Polly said it was just a few glamour shots. Next thing I know, her tongue stud’s halfway up my clam. I was pissed, but what can you do? I grabbed a vibrator and rammed it up that bitch’s cunt.”

“Blondes are as dumb as they say,” confides Polly. “I would have paid her double to shove that dildo up my ass. Plus I licked out a sweet snatch. Easiest $500 I ever made.”

HUSTLER CLASSIC MAY 2001

HUSTLER Gallery Hard Glamour


Find Polly & Becca In

Shop HUSTLER Hollywood

Shop All Sex Toys

More Honeys