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Vital Facts
  • Hometown Hemet, CA
  • Age 23
  • Horoscope Scorpio
  • Height 5-3
  • Weight 130

About Nicole

Nicole doesn’t play the piano but she likes a man who knows how to tickle the ivories. “I’m definitely attracted to people who are musical,” she confesses. “I think music is the most honest language there is because it speaks directly to our souls.”

When she was younger, Nicole had musical ambitions of her own. Unfortunately, she was derailed on her way to becoming the next Chrissie Hynde. She explains: “When I was ten, my dad tried to get me to learn the guitar. I was excited; I had this junior-sized guitar so I could actually play the chords with my tiny fingers. But my teacher was this creepy old mouth-breather guy, and I hated going over to his house. He smoked cigars constantly and had, like, 20 cats, so his house stunk too.”

After quitting classes with the creep, Nicole never picked up another instrument. She’s picked up her share of musicians, though. “I tend to date a lot of guys who are in bands,” she admits. “I’ve gone out with lead singers, guitarists and bassists.”

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