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HUSTLER Honey Miela & Eileen
  • Hometown Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic
  • Age 19
  • Horoscope Libra
  • Height 5-6
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About Miela & Eileen

HOMETOWN: Mostek, Czech Republic
AGE: 27

“I’m a girl who likes girls. Sure, guys are cool too, but there’s no bigger turn-on than watching a woman come. Some moan quietly. Some grab your hair and scream. Once I got a fat lip when this girl rammed her pubic bone against my face. To me, Miela is perfect. She has freckles like me, but her curves are softer, more gentle than mine. When she has an orgasm, she gets this big smile on her face and her whole body starts trembling. It’s supercute!” Eileen

“I used to think it was dumb when guys stressed out about pleasing me in bed. But when I started to fuck girls, I realized women can be tricky. Am I turning her on, or is she just pretending? What makes her feel good? Now I approach making love to women like dancing. Does she want me to lead, or does she want to be in control? If you really want to connect physically and have her experience the same roller coaster, you need to take your time and listen to her body. How you move is up to you. Just don’t be a shitty dancer.” Miela


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