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HUSTLER Honey Laura Desirée
Vital Facts
  • Hometown New York City, New York
  • Age 33
  • Height 6' 0"
  • Measurements 34C-27-36
  • Favorite Position On Top

About Laura Desirée

“I will always love the nightlife; however, these days I am enjoying the benefit of a great night’s sleep in a bed that I have made my own private oasis. Luxury bedding and deluxe mattress toppers are my latest passion. One of my goals is to have sex in more iconic, historic places, but I just need to get out of bed first!

“When I do, it’s amazing. I once went on a date to the Art Gallery of Ontario in Toronto with a painter friend of mine. Upon arrival, he whisked me off to the large public bathroom and unrolled a blank canvas. Then he disrobed, covered his cock in paint and used it as the paintbrush to make my portrait. For 25 minutes I watched him work. His eyes darted between me and the canvas, and finally the reveal of his work took my breath away. We dried it under the hand dryer, rolled it up and proceeded to tour the gallery. It was so unique and such a beautiful experience—I will truly never forget it!

“I’m a big believer in the power of sex magic. This means I meditate entirely on my greatest fulfillment and success fantasies while I am pleasuring myself. I promise you, this actually works! Try it sometime.”

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