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HUSTLER Honey Lana Lopez
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Santa Monica, CA
  • Age 31
  • Horoscope Pisces
  • Height 5-1
  • Weight 103

About Lana Lopez

Lana Lopez has a dazzling figure, but the hottie spends much more time in the kitchen than she does working out. “Cooking is one of my favorite things to do when I’m making dinner for a lot of people,” Lana reveals. “But if I’m the only one eating, I’ll probably just grab some fruit, whip up a smoothie and call it a meal.”

Lana doesn’t have a favorite cuisine, which is appropriate for a gal whose ancestry is a hodgepodge of Mexican, Thai and Irish influences. “I’m a really eclectic person,” she notes. “I have a diverse background, but it goes way beyond that.”

When it comes to her private life, Lana isn’t a creature of habit. “I’m very restless,” she explains. “I don’t like doing the same thing night after night. As long as there’s some variety, I can be just as happy sitting at home reading a book and listening to Björk as I would be dancing like crazy at an after-hours club or trying to teach myself archery.”

Lana is passionate about lots of things, including good coffee, supporting animal rights and staying in touch with her fans. Through Twitter and occasional cam shows, the enterprising cutie keeps her admirers in the loop on her latest escapades. “I adore my fans,” Lana says. “I’d be nothing without them!”

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