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HUSTLER Honey Jade Couture
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Rancho Cucamonga, CA
  • Age 22
  • Horoscope Aquarius
  • Height 5-2
  • Weight 105

About Jade Couture

Some people say that nice guys finish last, but Jade Couture doesn’t share the sentiment. “I’m drawn to genuinely nice guys,” she says. “I have no patience for dudes who just play the part to get some—and I can tell the difference!”

Jade appreciates a true gentleman, but any fellow in her orbit had better have a bit of a wild side. “The best sex I ever had was outdoors,” the adorable exhibitionist recalls. “I was fucking my boyfriend in a park while, on the field right across from us, a baseball game was going on!”

An aspiring makeup artist, Jade is pleased that she’s able to pick up a few bucks disrobing for the camera: “It’s so much better than other jobs I’ve had. Thank God I don’t have to work in fast-food restaurants anymore!”

In her free time, Jade enjoys escaping to other worlds. “I love the Twilight books, and I’m kind of obsessed with anime shows like InuYasha and Fullmetal Alchemist,” she discloses. Even Jade’s sexual fantasy has an otherworldly aspect to it: “I want to have sex with five girls on a cloud, surrounded by candy, chocolates and fuzzy blankets.”

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