Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Caprice can’t help herself. She’s inevitably drawn to bad guys. “I don’t know what my problem is,” she sighs. “I always seem to be attracted to guys who either end up in trouble or just cause trouble for me.”
Caprice suspects that part of her problem is her taste in literature. “I’m a big fan of the Twilight series,” she confesses. In fact, she’s read every book in the vampire-romance collection at least three times.
“Part of my ‘bad boy’ problem is probably because I’m looking for an Edward type,” she says of the brooding bloodsucker character in the Twilight tomes. “If a guy is darkly handsome and kind of moody, I immediately get obsessed.”
“The problem is that none of those guys ever turn out to be anything like Edward,” laments the Twihard.
“They’re not heroic or protective; they definitely wouldn’t be fighting off any werewolves for me. The dudes I wind up with don’t even have enough cash to take me out to eat. They just want to hang out drinking beer while trying to get me naked.”
Still, Caprice hasn’t given up hope. “I know it’s dumb to fall in love with a character from a book,” she says. “I’m sure I’ll eventually find the right guy for me in real life, but until I do, at least I have Edward.”
Access over 45 years of unapologetic hardcore content, 500+ HUSTLER magazines, honeys, galleries & videos.Subscribe to HUSTLER
All models appearing on this website are 18 years or older. Click here for records required pursuant to 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement. By entering this site you swear that you are of legal age in your area to view adult material and that you wish to view such material.
LFP Publishing, LLC, 8484 Wilshire Blvd. #900, Beverly Hills, CA 90211, USA
Please visit our authorized payment processors – CCBill.com or email [email protected]
We support RTA and ASACP. Our websites are properly labeled to help protect minors from accessing content that may be inappropriate for their viewing.
© 2022 HUSTLER. All Rights Reserved.
Are you over 18? If not, that's too bad but hey, come back later when you are.
This site contains mature content that may be unsuitable for children under 18. All models appearing on this website are 18 years or older. By clicking "Yes, I'm Over 18" and entering this site, you swear that you are of legal age in your area to view adult material and that you wish to view such material.