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About Bree Morgan

AGE: 21
Bree Morgan looks innocent. On the surface she seems like the perfect virginal girlnext- door. But as you get to know her, you will soon realize that looks can be deceiving.

“When I was young, most guys wouldn’t even look at me twice,” Bree reflects. “I was sort of clumsy and gangly. I had one jock tell me that I looked asexual. The dumb stud didn’t know that I was super-horny and had been watching porn for years. I was ready to have sex and knew what to do. My first boyfriend cried for weeks when I broke up with him. He knew he’d never have it that good again.”

Now that Bree is all grown up, we inquire if men hit on her all the time. “You would think so, right?” she replies. “But no, I don’t have a lot of dates, and the guys who do ask me out tend to be a little dumb. Maybe I’m too picky. Don’t get me wrong. A buff body is nice, but I need a guy to stimulate me all over. That includes my mind. I would rather sit at home and play with my pussy than deal with a dumbass.”

How often does Bree masturbate? “Seriously?!” she exclaims. “Three or four times a day. When the sun comes up, I masturbate, and that gets me going. Then I shower and maybe play with myself some more before I get dressed. Depending on where I am that day, I’ll try to sneak in a little action at lunch. And at bedtime I settle in with my vibrator for some sweet dreams. I’m an orgasm addict. If you have to be addicted to something, it might as well be that.”

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