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November 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Scout
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About Scout

“I want to be the girl hidden under everyone’s beds,” proclaims Scout, 23, a “bubbly, silly, adventurous and amicable” dancer from Berkeley, California. “I would make a great wife because I’ll cook naked for my husband every night. He will never go horny or hungry. And I’m fun to watch a movie with because if it starts getting boring, I’ll perk things up.” We’re tickled pink that Scout’s favorite flicks aren’t just Idle Hands and The Breakfast Club, but also Back Issues: The HUSTLER Magazine Story (featuring Larry Flynt, of course, and our Beaver Hunt honcho). The 5-foot-3 newbie’s other pastimes are ballet, running, lifting and sex. “I’m a bi-curious, submissive and kinky cum whore,” Scout admits. “I can deep-throat and squirt, and I like being tied up, spanked, gagged and blindfolded.” The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains and Nirvana fan is as irreverent as this mag: “My fantasy is to have a lesbian orgy inside the Westboro Baptist Church and get cum everywhere.”

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