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HUSTLER Beaver McKenzie

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McKenzie

A pussy looks so much prettier when it’s shaved.

About McKenzie

Roanoke, Virginia, was originally called Big Lick, a tidbit worth mentioning as we showcase this lickable resident: “feisty, lovable and always cheerful” McKenzie. “Being in HUSTLER means a lot to me,” the 22-year-old singing, dancing and networking buff declares. “It could help me start a career as a nude model. I’m in great shape for not working out at all, and I love to get naked and have sex just about anywhere.” On that note, the 5-foot-4 neophyte discloses, “I’m a seductive, kinky lesbian; my fave position is 69; and I give awesome head.” But McKenzie has other virtues. “I clean house, dinner is always ready when my amazing girlfriend comes home, and I never hog the remote when we’re watching TV,” she points out.”My fave shows are The Ultimate Fighter, Grey’s Anatomy and Ghost Hunters.” The sweetheart also digs football and music, namely “Lady Gaga, Sick Puppies, Avril Lavigne and whatever else has a good-ass beat.” As for sexual fantasies, McKenzie specifies, “They would involve Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt doing whatever they wanted with me.”

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