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LaLa Tada

“My biggest fantasy is providing a blowjob to a man in uniform, preferably military, police officer or fireman! And I’d like to be gangbanged. I almost set one up for my birthday, but I chickened out.”

About LaLa Tada

“I think of nude modeling as an expressive art form,” says LaLa Tada, 39, a former healthcare provider from Las Vegas, Nevada. “Being in HUSTLER is a huge honor. I’ve wanted to do this since I turned 18. To see it happening after a 12-year break from modeling is surreal for me!” The 5-foot-4 Sin City denizen goes on to tell us, “I’m an overly nice person with a wicked sense of humor. I’m warm, but also crazy and wild. My hobbies are hiking, art, antiquing, traveling and doing more to enjoy life. Hubby calls me a liability. I call him Mr. Reliable. He’s the only person who can make me squirt.” LaLa assumes various roles when she’s up for getting down and dirty. “I’m a bisexual swinger, hotwife, MILF and switch,” she explains. “I can be dominant or submissive. Swinging allows for all kinds of fun combinations. My favorite? Bi group play.” LaLa—a Rob Zombie acolyte whose musical tastes are “metal 100%”—notes, “Two of my fetishes are hair pulling and being spanked. I have few boundaries, I love trying new things, and I look best with something in my mouth.” —Photos by Shane Curtis

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