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Kitty Kewpie

“My fantasy is having sex with two hot guys and a sweetie pie. While she’s eating me out, I suck both dicks; then the guys take turns fucking my brains out!”

About Kitty Kewpie

“Nude modeling gives me a confidence boost,” says Kitty Kewpie, 28, from Chicago, Illinois. Admittedly “outgoing, charismatic and spontaneous,” the 5-foot-3 Windy City resident is also adorable, bodacious and talented. “Two of my favorite pastimes are playing the piano and cooking,” she informs us. “My long-range goal is to be a professional caterer.” Kitty certainly caters to her lovers’ carnal desires. “I’m into friendly, funny and toned guys and curvy girls,” Kitty specifies. “I’m definitely a switch. My partners never know at first if I’ll be submissive or dominant. Surprises are always fun. I really love sucking dicks—yes, I swallow—going down on chicks and doggy-style fucking.” Kitty’s amorous menu has two more items: “I have my best orgasms when someone chokes me a little, and I masturbate at least three times a week.”

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