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December 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Ivey Vines

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Ivey Vines

I am very much an anal and oral slut.

About Ivey Vines

“I have always wanted to be in HUSTLER since I first picked it up,” trumpets this “naughty, submissive, kinky, passionate and slippery” Army wife from Fort Hood, Texas. “My husband hopes he catches other soldiers looking at me in the magazine.” Whether “bent over the kitchen table and having the hell banged out of me” or posing in the altogether, Ivey Vines, 41, commands attention. “I have a weakness for men in uniform,” admits the 5-foot-3 dog-training aficionada, who’s also partial to baseball, martial arts and TV’s The O’Reilly Factor, Hell’s Kitchen and Big Love. “My sex life has improved with age,” Ivey gushes.”I remember when there was no way you could get me to give a blowjob; nowadays I can’t wait to get on my knees. When I was younger, I was afraid to say things like ‘Come all over my face!'” Ivey sure has a fearless fantasy: “On the side of a busy highway I’d love to suck a cop’s cock and be fucked anally while bent over his patrol car so everyone can see what happens to reckless sluts who drive too fast.”

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