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About Envii

Back for her third straight stint as a December birthday girl, this “promiscuous free spirit and apprentice porn star” out of Mobile, Alabama, can now call herself a Beaver Hunt legacy. “I will completely undress almost anywhere in a heartbeat,” Envii chirps in a syrupy Dixie twang. “I kinda like the idea of people seeing me naked, especially in HUSTLER.” Since the 5-foot-7 jezebel digs alfresco hanky-panky and first went lesbo “on a blanket in the woods,” it’s apropos that she is unveiling her poontang’s new look—a spiffy landing strip—amid a verdant setting. Rolling on, Envii ardently reveals, “My fave hobby, at least with clothes on, is motocross. I also love camping, soccer, skinny-dipping and, of course, sex. With guys I’m down for giving awesome blowjobs and getting fucked in the ass! And I love spanking girls and eating pussy.” Envii, an aspiring chef who’s gonna be 22 by year’s end, cooks up a stellar send-off: “I’m fixing to party in Las Vegas. My fantasy is to hit a big jackpot and then dash through the casino nekkid as a jaybird.” Good luck!

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