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HUSTLER Beaver Catalina

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Catalina

About Catalina

“I’m most likely to succeed in life because of my motivation and dedication,” professes aspiring model Catalina, 19, from Slidell, Louisiana. “I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER for more than just my first exposure. It’s an honor.” Seeing what Catalina has to offer our readers and her inner circle alike, we’re honored to slide the 5-foot-1 newbie into this roundup. “I’m very outgoing and happy,” Catalina relates. “I love to dance to any kind of music that’ll hype me up.” Also generating hype are Jersey Shore, “long bubble baths with candles burning” and “muscular cowboys with nothing but a hat on.” Radiating positive karma, “completely straight” Catalina confides, “I love men and every inch about them, but dick size doesn’t matter. It’s how you work it. And even though I have a huge sex drive, I’m all about doing what my man wants to do and making him feel loved.” Catalina, whose urges have spurred her to get frisky in “the backseat of a car borrowed without permission” and an athletic club’s hot tub, refuses to masturbate. “I’d rather just wait to have real sex,” the bodacious go-getter reckons, but she does have a ballsy fantasy: “I want to fuck a fireman on top of a firetruck.”

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