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HUSTLER Beaver Brittany S.

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Brittany S.

I think my vagina and booty can take me very far in life.

About Brittany S.

“Customer service is my thing!” bellows Brittany S., 19, who works at a Las Vegas fast-food eatery and is thrilled to be a tantalizing item on our menu. “I really love my body and am comfortable showing it off,” the 5-foot-9 newbie adds. “But I’m not a flake. I am dedicated when it comes to modeling.” Not to mention very informative. “I’m funny, crazy, lovable, cheerful and kindhearted,” Brittany spells out. “While watching TV, I love to cuddle. Don’t matter if it’s a platonic friend or a lover, we’ll be two peas in a pod.” The legal teen is into reality shows, SpongeBob SquarePants and Tosh.O—as well as yoga, exercising, gardening, shopping and washing clothes—but her fave pastime is taking ’em off and getting it on. “Giving satisfaction to a guy or girl is always my biggest pleasure,” purrs the Drake, Rihanna, Paramore and Dallas Cowboys fan. “I am very aggressive and passionate. I love sucking dick and riding a dude, making him scream and moan while his penis is deep inside me!” Brittany—who’s been “86’d for having sex at malls, playgrounds and public pools” and who’d dig “fucking in a library to see if I have the balls to keep quiet”—is a full-service jezebel to boot. “Anal feels real good,” the ravenous Nevadan avows. “I wanna use every hole God gave me!” Now that’s a dedicated paramour.

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