Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

HUSTLER Beaver Alex Valentine

HUSTLER Beaver

Alex Valentine

“I would love to have sex on a beach by an ocean. I can’t imagine a more peaceful and romantic place to get it on. I also fantasize about a threesome. I’ve kept it a secret that I haven’t had one yet!”

About Alex Valentine

“I’m very comfortable with my body, and I love to show it off,” professes Alex Valentine, 24, a “confident, ambitious and quirky” exotic dancer from Chesapeake, Virginia. “I’ve been wanting to add HUSTLER to my modeling portfolio for quite some time.” The 5-foot-4 rock and metal fan continues, “I’m always going to concerts, festivals and local shows. I especially enjoy creating jewelry and art pieces, mainly with animal bones, for my Coffins Kiss Oddities business. I also play a lot of video games.” Alex is extremely playful in the bedroom and elsewhere: “I’m pansexual, so I like people of all genders,” she reveals. “I consider myself to be a switch because I can be dominant to please others although I prefer to be very submissive. I’m really into BDSM. I love to be restrained and choked. I also like to dress up in costumes or lingerie. And when it comes to fetishes, toys, etc., I’m pretty much down to try anything once!” Finally, Alex recalls, “My wildest sexual experience was being boned in a graveyard around 3 a.m. I kept seeing cop cars drive by, and I was getting really paranoid, but we didn’t get caught.” —Photos by Smiley Morris

HUSTLER Gallery


Find Alex Valentine In

Shop HUSTLER Hollywood

Shop All Sex Toys

More Beavers