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Hot, Spacey Pussy: HUSTLER Honeys Who Are Out of This World

HUSTLER Honeys make the world go round, but every once in a while America’s Magazine unearths a hottie who’s so far out, she’ll make you forget what planet you’re on. Forget Area 51; if you want a close encounter that’s truly not of this Earth, look no further than this collection of alien sex fiends....

HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl

Never mind little green men; when it comes to space aliens, we’ll take a hot gold babe any day! The October ’82 HUSTLER had no shortage of notable photo-spreads. There was Shirley, the issue’s 50-year-old Centerfold (who, readers were told, was a “prime example of how Father Time can gracefully lead a woman to middle-age...

HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder

HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space.  Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have turned to the stars for inspiration over the years. There was the January ’91 offering “Mars Needs Pussy,” with its tale of stiff-loined alien abduction. And the December ’79 HUSTLER’s “Lust...