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Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant

What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop… Behind every great leader, every success story, every icon whose achievements we revere, is a dedicated assistant who keeps it all on the rails. Do you think Batman could find his socks without Alfred? I think not....

Escorting in the COVID-19 Age

After an extended period of quarantine, businesses are starting to open back up—and that includes some escorts. But there have been changes. Read on for the new rules of engagement, courtesy of Sonia von Sacher. Canada has been getting some heavy praise as of late for its pandemic response, with CNN proclaiming how that nation...