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On the Pleasure Highway

What does the way you drive say about your sexual style? Buckle up and prepare to be enlightened! Anyone who’s ever been stuck at a red light knows the utter frustration. The second it turns green, the driver in front of you—usually some imbecilic asshat in a minivan checking their cell phone to see if...

A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put out like she used to. In the beginning, their sex life played out like a scene from Squirtwoman 3, but over time, it...

Too Direct?

In case there was still any doubt, no—just straight-out asking a stranger for sex isn’t likely to end well. Getting laid is something that people obsess over, and not just men. Despite what we were told growing up by abstinence-peddling gym teachers and reruns of Leave It to Beaver, women think about sex just as...