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When the Sex Gets Hairy

According to a recent survey, a third of women will decline to get busy if they haven’t shaved their legs. We clear through the brush to get to the root of this prickly topic. For most guys, anxiety mounts before they roll over to inquire if the missus is in the mood to be enthusiastically...

Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white and blue crapper formerly known as the good ol’ US of A, another national crisis is simultaneously threatening to make America lame again—the death...