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Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...

Unfavorable Positions

Sure, the elaborate sex positions you see in XXX videos look amazing on screen, but before you try them at home, beware—if you’re not careful, you just might throw out your back before busting a nut. Everyone seems to be trying to fuck like a porn star these days. They’ve brushed up on their sex...

Wedding Bell Blue Balls

A new study has found that—shocker!—getting married doesn’t necessarily lead to sexual satisfaction. So why bother getting hitched, and how do you keep the fire in your marriage after years of banging the same person? Read on for answers. People have been getting married pretty much since the dawn of time in an effort to...