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Fuck You, Goodbye!

Getting in one last screw with your partner before you call it quits might seem tempting, but beware—there are definite pitfalls to breakup sex. They say breaking up is hard to do. Well, they don’t know the half of it.  Anyone who has ever tried to sever ties with a long-term partner—doesn’t matter whether it’s...

Fucking Funny

Don’t be offended if your partner starts laughing when you’re getting busy; that giggling isn’t (necessarily) at your expense—in fact, it could be a sign that you’re doing something right! We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there are some realities about sex that the skin flicks don’t get right. For one,...

We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!

We’re all adults here, so start fucking like it! Just as every woman eventually learns that she shouldn’t tolerate a lousy lay, every man must learn not to be one. We hate to break it to you, fellas, but all of the women you’ve been out there trying to bag since your peckers crawled up...