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Whacking at Work: A Cautionary Tale

Experts suggest that self-pleasure breaks at work could help reduce stress and increase productivity. But beware; if you get caught, you could end up using that hand to fill out unemployment forms. We’ve all had a job at one time or another where the big boss man is always screaming at us to stop jerking...

The Ins and Outs of Role Play

Sometimes, faking it during sex can be very satisfying indeed. Doctor and patient? Teacher and student? Boss and secretary? Here’s how to make the most of your fantasy fuck session. The days are getting shorter and the weather is cooling down, so you know what that means: time to dust off your costumes, brush out...

Come On…Where Do You Want It?

Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Women reveal where they want—and don’t want—a guy to shoot his load. If years of porn have told men one thing, it’s that the ladies love getting splashed with a hot load. After all, if the gods of gonads didn’t want us out there spackling the babes with sperm, they wouldn’t...