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Get Back in the Game!

Stuck in a sexual dry spell that seems like it will never end? You’re not alone. Luckily, we have some advice on getting back in action. Everyone goes through a dry spell from time to time. Sex is one of those things that the whole of humanity, chock full of raging hormones, is genetically programmed...

Distressed by Her Dress?

Worried that your girl dresses too provocatively when she’s at work or out on the town? Here’s why you should put your ego in check and stop stressing about her wardrobe. One of the leading complaints men often have about their relationships with women is that they dress far too sexy for the outside world....

Cock Ring Calamity

Sure, it might be tempting to slap one of these coital contraptions onto your junk in search of a good fucking time, but beware—without the proper precautions, you could end up snaring your schlong in a very uncomfortable situation. Any man who’s worth his weight in jizz (whatever that means) has passed through the neon...