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Female for a Day

Men reveal what they would do if they could inhabit a woman’s body for 24 hours. So, there you are, walking home from the bar one night, minding your own business, when some homeless dude pops out of the shadows and offers you a deal. “I’ll trade you this magic liquor bottle for some spare...

The Fucking Lengths We Go To

Ever crossed state lines or hopped continents just to score a piece of ass? You’re not alone. Join us for riveting tales of triumph and disgrace from horny wanderers. It’s no secret that men will go to the ends of the Earth, and probably beyond, for a shot at some tail. Kentucky, Russia, Mars, it...

Slappin’ That Ass With Style!

Enjoy the idea of erotic spanking but need a few pointers? Don’t worry, we’re here to lend you a hand! Sure, sex can be and is often straightforward, where two people just grind it out face-to-face in pursuit of both bragging rights and an orgasm. There are times, though, when the next level of lust...