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From Farm to Fap

Food and sex are sometimes a tasty combination for couples, but some people include edible items in their solo sessions too. Beware, though; there are precautions to take when making love to a partner you picked up in the produce aisle. For centuries, couples have been using food to enhance their sex lives. World renowned...

Porking Pet Peeves

Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to aggravation-free boning. There’s always someone doing something that drives us nuts, even in the bedroom. While there’s a load of sexual advice...

What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...