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What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...

Third-Party Access

Sure, threeways sound like a great idea—until you find yourself feeling like a  third wheel that’s being neglected by the couple you’re playing with. Here’s how to avoid this common threesome buzzkill. There are undoubtedly loads of people out there right now trying to figure out how they can get into a threesome. There are...

Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate

Is it bad form to go in for a kiss after performing oral sex on your partner, or just good, sloppy fun? We dive in and get a mouthful from the ladies on the topic. Women are all for men who eat pussy. It’s a crucial element of foreplay that many argue makes all the...