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Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all the latest, greatest fragrances because they think a pleasing aroma is what gets the love holes of the ladies fluttering...

Roomie Romps: The Pleasures and Perils of Banging Your Housemate

Sure, hooking up with your roommate might seem convenient, but beware—play things wrong, and you might just end up getting an eviction notice. It has been said that men and women can’t just be friends; that there is simply too much sexual tension between members of the opposite sexes, no matter how subliminal, for cock...

Phone Sex

According to a recent survey, one in five people use their cell phone while getting busy. Which can definitely be a real hang-up, but it doesn’t have to mean getting disconnected from your partner. The technological advancements of the past few decades, it could be argued, have bestowed humping humanity with an abundance of coital...