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July 2025

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Coming Back From the Fucking Dead

If your relationship is suffering from “dead bedroom syndrome,” getting back on fucking track might be easier than you think. They say getting it is one thing, but keeping it is another. In the beginning, couples can’t stop slobbering all over each other’s naughty bits, but then life steps in and attempts to spoil the...

Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd of guys is probably glued to Fox News, tossing around some locker room talk about how sex isn’t about the...

Calling in Horny?

Could paid sex days become the next step in employee compensation packages? Back in the day, calling in sick was reserved for near-death experiences—fevers so high you were hallucinating, clutching the toilet bowl like the last passenger might cling to the cargo crane on the Titanic, begging for some higher power to just end it...