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Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white and blue crapper formerly known as the good ol’ US of A, another national crisis is simultaneously threatening to make America lame again—the death...

Giving Head? Use Your Head!

A new study suggests that oral sex might increase the risk of dementia when herpes is a factor. We break down the risks and explain how to decrease them. Few carnal delights in life rival the primal pleasure of indulging in a feast of the flesh, and for most horndogs, there’s no finer dining experience...