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Oops, Wrong Hole?

Warning: a slip of the prick can be a major pain in the ass! Diving deep into the perils of accidental anal. Everyone understands, or at least they damn well should, that there are certain risks involved in having sex. Bone a sketchy stranger next to a dumpster in some godforsaken alley, and you could...

Coming Up Short?

Chin up, short kings; your height might not be the impediment you think it is when it comes to meeting women. In the fickle world of wooing, some women set specific parameters as to who they will pork, who they might consider dating and who they absolutely won’t have anything to do with. Short men,...

Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the gruesome advent of a hickey. They might show up to math class one morning trying to act all coy, perhaps...