Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

November 2025

Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging, all sorts of unforeseen accidents can erupt at any given moment to cause a diddle-time disruption. One...

Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of gush at birth. Yet, scour the internet on the subject of splashing gash and there’s a digital library of sorts suggesting...

Orifice Work

Dreading the idea of returning to the office after an extended period of work-from-home? Maybe you shouldn’t be—because your office just might be filled with newly horny coworkers. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, many people made working remotely the norm. This was a tremendous benefit for working stiffs, seeing as they never really wanted to be...