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Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine whether a man will get to see the woman sitting across from them at the table naked by the...

Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the air quite like an election year. It’s a wild time when greasy politicians revel in all their nasty,...

Let’s Talk About Porn

Why discussing your smut-viewing habits with your significant other can actually be good for your relationship. Conservative forces have spent decades trying to rid a wank-obsessed nation of pornography. What these Bible-thumping radicals may not realize is that, by eliminating the theatrical ribaldry from horndog society, many romantic relationships—theirs included—could end up going limp and...