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Mismatched Libidos: A Survival Guide

Is your sex drive not lining up with your partner’s level of desire? Don’t despair; there are ways to reach a carnal common ground. If ever there was definitive proof that there is no god, it’s that men and women seldom seem to be on the same page when it comes to sex. Either the...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...

Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be tough at times to get down and dirty with a significant other, especially if your partner is afraid of dirt. Trying to canoodle with someone...