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A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put out like she used to. In the beginning, their sex life played out like a scene from Squirtwoman 3, but over time, it...

Your Cheating Heart

Yes, it’s true that humans aren’t hardwired for monogamy, but even if you or your partner have a history of infidelity, it doesn’t spell doom for your relationship. At some point, you’re bound to date someone who casually drops the bomb that they’ve cheated before, like they’re trying to convince a prospective new employer to...

Fapping Flashbacks

Yes, chances are that you (and your partner) masturbate to an ex on occasion. No, it doesn’t spell trouble for your relationship. Everybody jerks off to whatever gets their nether regions fluttering, often tapping into a mental spank bank that’s been growing since puberty. Maybe a guy’s picturing Flo from Progressive while he goes a...