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Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd of guys is probably glued to Fox News, tossing around some locker room talk about how sex isn’t about the...

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Yes, contrary to what some might believe, men and women can maintain platonic relationships. One of the oldest debates in the book begs a seemingly simple question: Can men and women really be just friends, or is there always an underlying sexual tension destined to throw a wrench in their feeble attempts at buddydom? To...

Power Plays

According to a new study, the more of an upper hand someone has in a relationship, the more likely they are to cheat. Join us as we explore this phenomenon. Power tends to go to the heads of those who possess it. All some snot-nosed douchebags need are a fancy title, the big office with...