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Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re here to help you get closer to the number you wish you had. Hang around a tavern or any place where manly men...

Returning to Monogamy

Transitioning back to a monogamous relationship might seem like a challenge after being in open arrangements, but it can be done successfully—and your experience with nonmonogamy can provide you with some important wisdom going forward. As nonmonogamy starts to find its way into the mainstream, there are increasingly more resources available for folks looking to...

That Cheating Bastard!

Suspect that your partner is stepping out on you? The bad news is, you might be right. The worse news? Your suspicion itself could be destroying your relationship. In a relationship, there can be times when one of the partners starts to suspect the other is a no-good cheating bastard. They might not know the...