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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...

The Fucking Lengths We Go To

Ever crossed state lines or hopped continents just to score a piece of ass? You’re not alone. Join us for riveting tales of triumph and disgrace from horny wanderers. It’s no secret that men will go to the ends of the Earth, and probably beyond, for a shot at some tail. Kentucky, Russia, Mars, it...

She’s Got You Pegged

Are you reluctant to let your woman don a strap-on and ride your rump? You’re not alone. We explore the ins, outs, ups and downs of pegging. Strike up a conversation with the sullen geezer at the bar and he’ll likely complain about what’s waiting for him at home. “My old lady, she’s always riding...